"-Hey dude! How's that shit workin' man?
-Ya know? The shit it's off men
-Like what? it stay down?
-Yeah men, i've been through a lot of shames men, like the other day i ran into a girlfriend o'mine a chick i haven't seen in a while and we started to talk, ya' know...
-You hit that?
-Of course men, but when we get to tha house and i took my clothes off, it's no lie men, my shit was like dead men, dead!
-What did she said?
-What the fuck was she gonna say? she fuckin' laugh her ass off men
-Fuck men...
-Yeah..., but after beatin her up I send her away
-Of course
-But hell men, its like with the fifth ho' that the shits happends
-And not even when ya'were beatin' her up?
-No men, and that's what's weird, normally when i'm down, that's what gets me off,m ya'know?
-Yeah, me too
-I'don't know men, i just had to settle with cuttin' me in the leg
-Gillete?
-No, butcher...
-Ah..., and your mom, how's she?
-Like always, in the retirement house, i'm gonna visit her tomorrow. Birthday
-Yeah?, how many?
-Forty-five
-Awesome, you mind if I go to see her?
-No men, like hell, but wear a ruber thou, the old lady's healthy now, just got clean from gonorrea, and I don't whant you to give it her again, you left like shit the last time...
-Fuck sorry men, I always forget that the shit's trasmitted. Now i've got a new shit
-No shit
-Yeah men, don't know what it is, but i've got green blisters all over my glans, they're like four o'em, I scratch them, but appear right back
-Awesome men, let me see!
-Check tha shit
-Oh, that's new
-Men, look, touch here..."
And that's when I got off from the subway, what a bunch of pigs...
-Ya know? The shit it's off men
-Like what? it stay down?
-Yeah men, i've been through a lot of shames men, like the other day i ran into a girlfriend o'mine a chick i haven't seen in a while and we started to talk, ya' know...
-You hit that?
-Of course men, but when we get to tha house and i took my clothes off, it's no lie men, my shit was like dead men, dead!
-What did she said?
-What the fuck was she gonna say? she fuckin' laugh her ass off men
-Fuck men...
-Yeah..., but after beatin her up I send her away
-Of course
-But hell men, its like with the fifth ho' that the shits happends
-And not even when ya'were beatin' her up?
-No men, and that's what's weird, normally when i'm down, that's what gets me off,m ya'know?
-Yeah, me too
-I'don't know men, i just had to settle with cuttin' me in the leg
-Gillete?
-No, butcher...
-Ah..., and your mom, how's she?
-Like always, in the retirement house, i'm gonna visit her tomorrow. Birthday
-Yeah?, how many?
-Forty-five
-Awesome, you mind if I go to see her?
-No men, like hell, but wear a ruber thou, the old lady's healthy now, just got clean from gonorrea, and I don't whant you to give it her again, you left like shit the last time...
-Fuck sorry men, I always forget that the shit's trasmitted. Now i've got a new shit
-No shit
-Yeah men, don't know what it is, but i've got green blisters all over my glans, they're like four o'em, I scratch them, but appear right back
-Awesome men, let me see!
-Check tha shit
-Oh, that's new
-Men, look, touch here..."
And that's when I got off from the subway, what a bunch of pigs...
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